Yes, you too can win an expired Burger King coupon by winning this caption contest!

Every year, I try to come up with a cute Christmas card photo for both friends and clients. This was last years':



This year, Joyce wanted to photograph the cat and dog looking out the window. I agreed and shot it quickly before a road trip despite not having a caption in mind....and the caption normally prompts the photo...not vice-versa.

So, I shot the photo and am having trouble coming up with a killer caption. And the clock is ticking to get this out in time.

So, come up with a killer, politically-correct caption for this photo and you can win an expired Burger King Coupon!

Christmas is Here!
May Your Future Be Bright And Peaceful.

Odd... It smelled like our Dad and he gave us our favorite treats but why was he wearing that big red suit?

I can't believe that big red fat guy took our cookies!

They're almost out of the driveway....Christmas tree, prepare to defend yourself!

Keep looking, the web page said some Amazon woman would deliver the ham.

Murph is full of good ones today.

I'm glad they don't make shovels for cats.

Nice!

You guys have taken a different slant then what I had in mind. I wasn't thinking about them "talking" to each other.....

Howsabout "Those Reindeer are much bigger than I thought!"?

Cat to Dog, "Look at that outfit Mrs. Reynolds is wearing today!"

Dog to Cat, "Holy Schnauzer! I wouldn't be caught roadkill it that, Barroooooo!"

You know he hides the presents behind the dryer, right?
[deadpan] Yep.....

On a more realistic note, starters could be:

Thinking of you this Holiday Season....

Celebrating friendship and peace....

Wishing we could be with you....

Even over the distance, you are in our hearts.....

Please finish these with whatever comedic thought pops in your head.

You think he's figured out about the missing Toblerone, yet?

Nah, he still thinks the Mrs. ate it.

During the holidays, it's important to focus on what's really important, like what's out the window... though focusing on what's looking out the window might make for a better card.

to all cat lovers here on Axiom...

i wish you Febreze would make a house spray for cats that has the smell they love most: fish!

"Did YOU know that this particular tree was "off limits"?

Murph wins! Joyce liked his suggestion regarding the stolen cookies best and offered the slight variation of "Hey!! That fat guy in the red suit just stole our cookies!!!!"

Murph, keep your eyes out for that expired BK coupon!

Thanks to all who participated!

Do you see what I see?

That one is great Peter!

It's one of those rare moments where I wasn't trying to be funny. If I had been, I'd have said:

Do you see what I see?
A poop, a poop, laying in the grass…

...
getting covered with slush and snow
getting covered with slush a-n-d snow
...


There - finished the phrase you got stuck in my head!

Whoohooo!!!!

An expired BK coupon is my favorite kind of BK coupon. Double Win!!!

I hope it gets delivered in a Buddy & Cat card. 3x the Win!