Uh oh. Marketing problem. Amie take note!

From the EP600 page:

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Sure, elves don't come cheap, but if you want the ultimate in pure, subterranean bass, the Epicenter EP600 delivers.

One problem.
Elves are not subterranean creatures. They are forest dwelling.
Perhaps Axiom should change the DSP function to something like D.W.A.R.F instead.
The Digital Wtih Analog Realtime Frequency control.
Or maybe Digitally Wondrous And Really Freaky thingamabob.

I'm spending way too much time in here again.

Chess you don't know your elves nearly as well as Amie obviously does. She's clearly speaking of the Drow. I guess the bigger issue is hiring evil creatures to work for Axiom. Hmmmmm...

Yeah...it case you missed it, I'm a dork.

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in case you missed it, I'm a dork

arent we all??

did you collect garbage pale kids cards? did you have more than 2 D&D characters? did you have more than 2 books on how to solve the rubic's cube? did you have a blister in the center of your palm from the atari 2600 stick controller? did you have more than 2 trophies in your room, that had nothing to do with an athletic sport? did you have the first 5 mazes of ms pac-man memorized? could you save the princess on donkey kong with 1 quarter? did you have more than 2 albums by weird al yankovic? and last, did you actually ever try and make a girl like they did on weird science?

if you answered yes to at least half of these, you are an official dork.. count me in!!

bigjohn

Wow, you guys are now battling for master of the dorks. Someone should just take the 12 sided dice and end the discussion right now...

Ha ha! I only scored a 2!

That was from the Atari controller?

Talk about years of unnecessary guilt and anxiety...

Well spiff i stand corrected.
As you know, i'm not too big on mythology...

Perhaps you forgot about my original guess that there were no elves at Axiom? (apparently the second link is dead now)

You guys are funny.

I saw Lyle Lovett on Saturday. It was awesome. He has a new song in which he sings...

"I went to high school. I was not popular. Now I'm older, and it don't matter".

But yeah, I think the utter and complete absence of women in these forums proves that the dork quotient is through the roof.

Sonic Fox was a female, but she hasn't posted in a long, long time.

yea, us dorks ran her off!!!!

bigjohn

There were a few others, too, as I recall.

Besides, Amie posts. Helloooo???

Did somebody say marketing? I might be able to help!!!!!

Elves scare me...

I'm afraid of mice.

Bren R.

Scary? No. Sexy? Yes.

Who Drizzt? Pick up a copy of Balder's Gate: Dark Alliance (1 and 2) for the PS2. You can play as him.

I'm guessing you were not refering to Liv Tyler as Arwin. She was just way to vacant for me.
Now, Cate Blanchet as Galadriel... different story. She would make me do 'dirty' things and make me like it!

Answer your question?

Looking up pictures of Legolas, and info on Drow elves has me wanting to play Neverwinter Nights again. It's been awhile. That game is really great.

Yeah, somehow I figured it was him.

I want to dislike him for being so pretty, but he is a decent actor (aka not mr block of inanimate wood Keanu Reeves).

jr

I refuse to watch lord of the rings because of Legolas!

That's a really stupid reason.

Haha @ the link. It wouldn't let me watch it in Opera (cuz it doesnt like quicktime integrated in pages, but it was worth the work to open it in IE... How'd you find such an odd link?

I'm really only kidding, but I still haven't seen the movie. Is it really as good as everyone makes it out to be?

I figured.

Yes, it's as good as everyone makes it out to be. This ain't Titanic, here, folks!

LOTR series was good, but ROTK was not deserving of all its accolades, IMO. The special effects were great - unbelievably good - but from an artistic standpoint it was a hollow movie. Don't get me wrong, it was fantastic entertainment, worth more than what I paid to rent it... but it just doesn't strike me as an "important" movie that will stand the test of time.

I agree that ROTK was a bit over hyped. I enjoyed the first movie the most. The extended version of part 2 was far better than the theatrical release. I'm hoping the extra 50 minutes in ROTK will help me enjoy part 3 better as well.

Don't I know it, Chess - it was very hard to get the elves down below 19 Hz!!!

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How'd you find such an odd link?

I do work for the band, actually...

Catchy song... every time I hear "I'm afraid..." the chorus pops into my head.

Bren R.

Elves are pretty small; naturally they would explode at 19 Hz...

I'm afraid of exploding elves.

bigjohn,

sorry man, I scored 0.

does that make me a loser instead of a dork?

ah, dont be so hard on yourself.. i am sure you are a great guy??

bigjohn

Exploding elves...that sounds like the lemmings that turn themselves into bombs (for those here that remember that game)