1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex [img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_85.gif[/igm] is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex by the "Hot Sex Fairy" The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days......

Enjoy your drinkies tonight?

Wow Randy, there's more going on in Iowa than I thought.

Just trying to keep up with Ajax and his graphics. Actually it was a stupid chain letter that someone sent to met, I just cut off the part where you have to forward it on to a bunch of your friends, and then the Fairy shows up in 4 days, ha ha.

Wow!...these Hallmark Greeting cards are getting more elaborate all the time!!

Gotta go E mail, can't figure out snail mail!!






Let's see now.....how do I access my wifes' account again?

Oh Yeah! gotta send her one of these!!
Rich.

Is the regular tactic not wirking with the wife lately? I tried the "but it'll make your hair shine!" line last week and that got me nowhere.

Hmm...the things I get to look forward to when having a wife...

What if the Sex Fairy turns out to be some hulking 300 lb. behemoth named Bubba?



You will pay sirquack.

You will pay.

You guys are to funny. Actually my wife enjoyed the email as well, it came from my dad.... LOL

Randy

And it does not relieve headaches. That's a lie!

Does too! Personal experience!


More than you wanted to know!

Dude, you noticed whether you had a headache or not once things started going?


Err, nevermind. That's definitely TMI.

I've noticed that just the merest posibility of said activities, and:

No headache, reduced joint pains, backache gone, the urge to run to the fridge has past, and the receiding hairline has moved foreward!

ALL RIGHTIE, THEN! Maybe some people just don't fit in that little window called the norm.

OK, if it fixes the hairline thing... well, nevermind.

I wonder if the sex fairy would babysit for a couple hours so I could reap some of the benefits

Unfortunately;

......the hairline returns to normal the next morning

Damn! I thought I had the answer. Sigh...

Perhaps it's a good reason for more involved "study" to either proove or disprove your hypothesis.

A lot of further "testing" may be required!

Right??!



...hey, it's worth a try!

Sounds like a plan to me!




Well, not a very good plan. But a plan!

One word - chloroform

Uh, Ray?


I'm not that desperate, thanks...

I think he typed "chocolate" but the spelling checker mangled it...

I've discovered reciently, that a good quality furniature polish.....

In reply to:

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One word - chloroform

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"Pardon me, ma'am... does this rag smell like ether to you?"

Bren R.

LOL !!!

Yeah, right! The surrender thread gets shut down, so we move on to kidnapping and date rape. You guys have to get out and socialize with the fairer sex a little more.

Uh,....who amongst is talking about dating?

I think we're talking about LIVING with the fairer sex!!

I believe we're all talking about our WIVES!!




...I think so, anyway...
Rich.

Excusem waa! I guess I misinterpreted the chloroform/ether references. In ethercase, I don't think Amie would like this kind of talk.

Everything must be OK cus we haven't heard any neg comments from the audio prez!!