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The Sex Fairy
#125924 01/29/06 02:50 AM
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex [img]http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_85.gif[/igm] is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex by the "Hot Sex Fairy" The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days......


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Re: The Sex Fairy
#125925 01/29/06 03:09 AM
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Enjoy your drinkies tonight?


I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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#125926 01/29/06 03:34 AM
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Wow Randy, there's more going on in Iowa than I thought.


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Re: The Sex Fairy
#125927 01/29/06 03:51 AM
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Just trying to keep up with Ajax and his graphics. Actually it was a stupid chain letter that someone sent to met, I just cut off the part where you have to forward it on to a bunch of your friends, and then the Fairy shows up in 4 days, ha ha.


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Re: The Sex Fairy
#125928 01/29/06 03:59 AM
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Wow!...these Hallmark Greeting cards are getting more elaborate all the time!!

Gotta go E mail, can't figure out snail mail!!






Let's see now.....how do I access my wifes' account again?

Oh Yeah! gotta send her one of these!!
Rich.

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#125929 01/29/06 04:21 AM
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Is the regular tactic not wirking with the wife lately? I tried the "but it'll make your hair shine!" line last week and that got me nowhere.

Re: The Sex Fairy
#125930 01/29/06 05:40 AM
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Hmm...the things I get to look forward to when having a wife...



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Re: The Sex Fairy
#125931 01/29/06 05:41 AM
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What if the Sex Fairy turns out to be some hulking 300 lb. behemoth named Bubba?



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You will pay.


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Re: The Sex Fairy
#125932 01/29/06 12:55 PM
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You guys are to funny. Actually my wife enjoyed the email as well, it came from my dad.... LOL

Randy



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Re: The Sex Fairy
#125933 01/29/06 02:19 PM
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And it does not relieve headaches. That's a lie!

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