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Posted By: MarkSJohnson Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 06:58 PM
Or did one of my chicken tenders at lunch look like a Manatee?


Posted By: Wid Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 07:06 PM

If you rotate it then it looks like a parrots head
Posted By: HomeDad Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 07:09 PM
You guys have way to much time on your hands
Posted By: Tharkun Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 07:12 PM
Or a bear sitting................okay maybe Mark just needs sleep and I have been making saw dust for to many days.
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 07:20 PM
ACK! You're right! It looks like a polar bear! Hide your penguin-shaped kids!
Posted By: Spoiler Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 07:22 PM
The answer is yes... you need sleep. Uh.. but it does look like a manatee!


Posted By: bray Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 07:40 PM
I was thinking Walrus.
And since I slept 10 hours last night, (getting rested up for a new full time job )
I must be right.
Posted By: HomeDad Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 07:44 PM
Okay, now I'm hungry.
Posted By: pmbuko Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 08:18 PM
If you zoom in on that darker spot above the rear flipper/leg, you can see God Himself™!
Posted By: SirQuack Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 08:46 PM
Looks like Gilligans Island to me.
Posted By: tomtuttle Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 08:50 PM
I'm glad MarkSJ took time to disturb everybody with his lunch.

So, Randy, nice avatar. What's her story?
Posted By: Ken.C Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 09:10 PM
You should say it's Jayzuuussssss and sell it on eBay. I find that they often go for good money...
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 09:31 PM
I was considering eBay but got hungry and bit off it's head. Then I realized that it would likely bring in a lower price anyway, so I continued eating it.

But if I ever get a Virgin Mary Chicken tender...it's Eazzzzy Street for me!
Posted By: HomeDad Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 09:49 PM
Only if she's weeping.
Posted By: F107plus5 Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 09:53 PM
My first thought was "Bear in the big blue house" But where's the fun or profit in that?

Right! None!
Posted By: SirQuack Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 10:09 PM
Tom

At the past Golden Globes, Scarlet Johannson got her boob felt up by a known gay reporter. Being gay, he thought that gave him justification to give her a little squeeze.
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 10:27 PM
Then I'm gay. Where is she?
Posted By: SirQuack Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 10:34 PM
She is definately put togethor. I heard her mom was not pleased with her choice of cloths to walk down the red carpet..
Posted By: HomeDad Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 10:49 PM
Is this the nice rack thread?
Posted By: Rock_Head Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 11:16 PM
Re:Is this the nice rack thread?
It is now!
Posted By: Ray3 Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 11:19 PM
Best thread hijack ever. Chicken tenders to Scarlet's tenders in one post. Excellent!!
Posted By: sonicfox Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/24/06 11:41 PM
You know...I've had a gay guy do that to me before and while I laughed it off, I was actually really pissed off. Since I'm a straight woman, does that give me the right to grab any gay guy's crotch?!

Wow, this thread has gone waaay OT now!
Posted By: Ajax Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 12:09 AM
Mary, if that ever happens again, don't grab, punch..........REALLY HARD!
Posted By: Ray3 Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 12:22 AM
Wow, I take a few months off and find a new place called "Water Cooler" (apparently becoming a "connoisseur" somewhere in the time gap - without even studying).

I innocently wander into a thread that degenerates into using chicken pieces as marital aids and making them analagous to Scarlet Johannsen's attributes. All topped off with Jack getting cranky about a gay groper's crotch (not that there's anything wrong with that) in defense of Mary's honor.

I am a bit mystified, but more importantly, VERY disappointed that I may have been missing waaayyyy too much fun over the last few months.

Clearly this s a thread for the MIA bigjohn, known for his prediliction for cone touching!

To circle back to the original question - Mark, whether you need sleep or not, you woud be advised to try and sleep through this.
Posted By: MarkSJohnson Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 01:48 AM
Somehow I knew that a pointless post would denegrate among this group, and I wouldn't miss it for the world.

Besides, I've had no topics of substance to add of late. I'm winding up for another good-sized article full of graphs and pics, but I wanted to make sure Bridgeman wasn't still on dial-up.
Posted By: bridgman Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 03:25 AM
>>but I wanted to make sure Bridgeman wasn't still on dial-up

Still on dial-up for the forseeable future. Can you see me sharing satellite bandwidth with Ian & Amie's dock party ?
Posted By: oz350z Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 03:57 AM
bray
as one who has been full time going on 20 years, I say... don't do it. Just kidding man. Do you want to tell us about the new gig? If not see my pm. Congrats... I know it's getting tuff out there. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. I loved the freelance life until kids (suprize) came into the picture! A good retirement plan and the medical started looking better than the "freedom" to "book" myself out when I needed to.
rite me dude, let me know what is going on. Please tell me your not working at the same place as keefer
best,
oz
Posted By: pmbuko Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 04:01 AM
Breast thread hijack ever...
Posted By: bray Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 04:20 AM
No not working with Keefer.
He's a one man show.
Sent you a PM.
Posted By: bigwill2 Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 04:39 AM
Beautiful rack - definitely not Chinese.

Back on topic, the fried chicken parts looked a bit like a power drill to me.

Try to stay focussed folks.
Posted By: oz350z Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 04:40 AM
In reply to:

No not working with Keefer. He's a one man show.

In reply to:



He is that!
oz

Posted By: real80sman Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 04:49 AM
Randy,

That avatar of yours makes Batman stand up and go:


Posted By: oz350z Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/25/06 04:55 AM
Manatee, Walrus, Parrot or even Gilligan's Island... it looks like breast meat to me and that's one of my favorites.
The avatar is nice too!
oz
Posted By: medic8r Re: Do I need sleep? - 02/27/06 02:12 PM
LOL at that Batman avatar; that is too funny.

But I always thought Batman and Robin had that homoerotic vibe going on. But then by our previous logic, he would be eligible then for hooter-honking.
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