/yosemite sam
Now wait just a dadgum minute!
I was admittedly curious, Mark, when I saw you had titled a thread like this. I thought, surely, you would be passing along some snopes-worthy tidbit of idiocy rather than something you had personally perpetrated. So, imagine my suprise - nay, my amusement - to find that you had not only combined the unholy trinity of the internet, money and booze, but had the temerity to actually blame ME.
While I certainly HAVE been culpable for encouraging friends to over-imbibe at the holidays, and one day dearly hope to share that experience with you, this event was clearly the sort of self-abuse for which only the protagonist can be responsible.
You probably made the seller pretty happy, though.
Try not to let the transaction spoil your enjoyment of the speakers.
Maybe a breathalyzer on your keyboard would help? Nah, we'd never get anything out of you on the weekends.
Hey, if I bring beer, can I come listen to the M3's?
