From the disclaimer:

"Everyone has the duty and absolute right to think, evaluate, research, learn, and act autonomously. It would appear prudent for anyone to refrain from adopting any course of action without first understanding the basis and reasons thereof, including seeking the advice of trained, licensed professionals."

Which I think means:

Before you buy this thing, you should have your head examined.

Crystals for the iPod generation.



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