Mike, you ramble all you want. Thank God you and your loved ones are safe.
Like Ron White says, it's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing.
I have kin in Kansas. I vividly remember visiting there when I was a kid and being scared spitless by the tornado warnings. I never really understood the notion of The Cellar before that.
I'm glad you're okay.
I've been lucky - dove under my desk during the relatively big earthquake in Seattle (the Nisqually quake) a few years ago. It went on for a really long time. I was pleased to not have wet myself, and that my wife and kids were safe.
