A guy walks into a bar with a little yellow long-nosed, short-legged dog under his arm.
"That's one ugly dog", says another guy, while petting his Doberman.
"Heh",says the yellow dog guy, "but he's a mean little devil."
"That so?", says the doberman owner, "I'll bet $20 my Doberman will whip your dog in less than two minutes!"
The guy agrees and they put their dogs face to face. Each gives the command to attack. In the twinkling of an eye the little yellow dog bites the Doberman in half. The Doberman's owner is crying and cussing, and screams "What kind of dog is this?"
"Well" says the guy, "before I cut off his tail and painted him yellow he was an alligator."
