Peter, your Twitterpated Fawning meter obviously needs calibration. Cranial-Rectal Inversion is the typical cause for measurements so far from the mean.

Jack, you weren't seriously including ME in that "older guys" crack, right? Are you getting me and Ray mixed up or something? How about a nice cup of tea? There, that's good. We'll talk again after your nap.

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