I don't work for FedEx, but I can answer your questions.
1. Yes. Occasionally, packages will be subject to slight taps due to our routing system. These taps will not exceed 800G's, unless it's the holidays and all bets are off.
2. Any package shipped via Fedex will likely be routed through Baghdad. Pack accordingly.
3. We appologize that all of your packages will be opened with a dull spoon, inspected, and probably looted for parts. Homeland Security, dontcha know.
4. Yes, we know exactly where your package is. It's with the driver. However, we have no idea where the driver is. Try back later.
5. No, the Fedex drivers have not yet figured out what this fra-geel-ay means on the side. Must be a package from Italy. See #3
<sigh> Yeah, I don't have a lot of love for Fedex. Just my sorry attempt at humor. I tease, I tease.
Sorry, I'm no help at all. I'll go away now.
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If so, I've got a few questions. Can I PM you?
