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... we could get a professional in to take care of some of the more intimate things she has to do as well ...



I bet that if you mowed your yard along with the professional guys it would go even faster than it would if either of you mowed it alone.

Just like if you hired a professional along with your wife then things would go even better than it would with just one of them.

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.