I once was getting my hair cut and the hairdresser was giving some guy hell about never saying "I love you" over the phone. I tried to hide under the nylon shawl but I eventually got targeted as well.

Didn't my wife phone my cell about 20 seconds later. So I enthusiastically (OK more for laughs) greet her with a hearty "Hi, Luv you!!!"

What did I get in return, about 5 seconds of silence then "Are you drunk?"

Further evidence you just can't win at the spousal mind games.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.