Gravy doesn't have to be full of grease and cholesterol.

Of course, it's better that way.

Seriously, how can you enjoy chicken-fried steak and eggs for breakfast without gravy?

To me, it's kind of like the old anti-vegetarian argument - If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did He make them out of yummy meat?

See, I think we're supposed to enjoy food. It's natural. Ergo, Jack LaLanne is the devil ("if it tastes good, spit it out").

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