Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
Hold on, let me take out my pocket protector first. I don't want any of my pens to break. . .

... and lucky for me that Lasik got rid of my Coke-bottle eyeglasses, so I don't have to worry about them getting busted.

Just don't make me bleed on my pastel shirts!

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.