Perverted; sexually disfunctional
Serial killer;person with difficult to meet needs
Lazy; motivationally deficient
Fat; horizontally challenged
Fail; achieve a deficiency
Dishonest; ethically disoriented
Bald; follicularly challenged
Clumsy; uniquely coordinated
Body Odor; nondiscretionary fragrance
Alive; temporarily metabolically abled
Worst; least best
Wrong; differently logical
Ugly; cosmetically different
Unemployed; Involuntarily leisured
Short; vertically challenged
Dead; living impaired
Vagrant; nonspecifically destinationed individual
Spendthrift; negative saver
Drunk; Chemically inconvenienced
Pregnant; parasitically oppressed
Ignorant; knowledge-based non-possessor
(from ajokes.com)
