The pants comment reminds me of a funny story. I was in a nursing home years ago as a kid visiting my great grandmother. I remember walking down the hall with my family to get to her room. A bunch of the residents/patients were in the hallway. They pretty much all had physical and/or mental problems at this point in their lives. Anyway, we walk by a door along the hallway that is for the community bathroom. This old woman is opens the door up partway, sticks her head out, and says to me, "Hey Sonny, give me your pants!"
