I live with a Murphy. His middle name is...duh...?

If you don't know at least 5 Murphys who are not (knowlingly------ya, that's a good one!) related to each other, then you are NOT a native Bostonian. I know 6.

And why do you think they threw them in paddy wagons?

I went to school with a Paddy O'toole. We called him "Wrench."

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.