My wife would be very happy you blamed the bananas. She hates bananas with a passion. You can literally chase her out of a room by waving a banana around to create an odor. It's the only tactical advantage I have in our relationship. I once even bought a toy gun holster at a garage sale, added some length because the belt part was too small and then walked around the house practicing my banana quick draw.

Oddly, she did not find it nearly as humorous as I did.

With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.