Originally Posted By: St_PatGuy
When we'd watch movies together, the dog would sit on my lap and stare at my face the entire time. Not a friendly-like stare, either.

Yes, they are aliens.


A long time ago I had a friend who's girlfriend's Boa Constrictor did that. He would stretch out on the back of the couch and then circle around to stare you in the face. You can read a dog most days but a snake's eyes give up Nothing. Now THAT is uncomfortable!


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