Everyone knows that Charo is more accomplished than Tom Morello. She studied with Segovia for Krise sakes! Then again, I think Melissa Etheridge is a better player than Tom Morello. **Cam's brain pan collapses. Gray matter oozing from nose. "V is for Vendetta" mask filling up quickly.** I'm kidding, Cam.

The Canadian Randy, or the British Randy, Ken?

And you ARE jerkin' me around about Jimmy, Jeff and Duane, right?

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.