Dear Bren,
Thank you for your graphic depiction of the slaughter of a wild animal. I particularly liked the mention of how it's head was wedged, and the nonchalant tone of the description. I personally take pleasure in dropping large stones on mice that get caught in glue traps, and kicking pigeons that walk across my path at the park. Perhaps we should get together sometime to show rodents and other small animals that they should fear us because we are vastly superior to them in all respects.
Sincerely yours,
Andrew
PS: I will bring the alca-seltzer, can you bring a bb-gun?
