Nick:
Have them shipped here. I'll keep an eye on them and even break them in for you!

Mine don't really have that "new wood" smell anymore and....well.... I NEED it Man. Yeah, that's right, I admit that I need it!


Cut to a scene that resembles a church basement. CG: "Three Days Later....". Our character, Mark, stands at the front of the room:
Mark: Hi. ( pauses) I'm Mark. And God Help Me, I'm An Axiom Owner.... (breaks down)
Audience (in unison): Hi Marrrkkkk....

::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::