Nope, born here... I only started visiting the country 9 years ago when I met Lisa... I was just a rural n00b.

"Can you drive?"
'Sure'
"Pull the baler over here, we have to replace a broken band"
'Which one's the baler?'

and...

"Bren, chase that holstein heifer over here..."
'Boo... MOVE COW! GO!'
"Uh.. thanks, but that's a black angus, and he's a bull... their milk isn't so good"

Bren R.