>>So where exactly is Canada located, then?
I might have posted this before, apologies if it's a repost.
A friend of mine was raised in Saskatoon. In his early teens he went on a trip with his parents down to the southern US. On the way down they stopped for gas in the middle of nowhere, SD I think.
Nice old guy comes out, gets the gas flowing. Walks around the car, notices the license plates.
"Sa...ska...tcha...wan... Where's that ?"
Reply, brightly -- "It's in Canada -- north of North Dakota"
Old guy ponders, spits, "Shee-it... ain't nothin' north of North Dakota..."
Anyways, that's where Canada is
