I really hate to hear this. Ever since I got an XM radio for the car, it's usually tuned to the comedy station. Mitch would always have me on the verge of driving into a telephone pole. My personal favorite:
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I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait: Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
