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Purple Tesla Shield
#132474 03/20/06 01:39 AM
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http://lifetechnology.org/teslashield.htm

Please dont tell me people are actually getting sucked into this.



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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132475 03/20/06 02:15 AM
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Link Police By the way, can you provide any facts that it isn't legit?

http://lifetechnology.org/teslashield.htm



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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132476 03/20/06 02:18 AM
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People buy anything. LINK


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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132477 03/20/06 02:46 AM
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Please tell me you have one! I need to know all of you are safe.

Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132478 03/20/06 04:03 AM
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Don't be silly, Randy, it clearly states that:"The energy levels of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield(TM)can be measured by radionic equipment". I'd suspect that Dan has spent has money on AV stuff and doesn't have the dorm room properly equipped with "radionic equipment"(my own is in the shop for repairs, otherwise I'd certainly order the product).


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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132479 03/20/06 05:20 AM
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And the phallic nature of this photo says it all.

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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132480 03/20/06 06:21 AM
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Symbolism at its best. Or worst.


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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132481 03/20/06 01:46 PM
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You guys do what you want - I'm sticking with my Pet Rock and crystal pyramid!

Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132482 03/20/06 04:34 PM
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"The atomic structure of the outer shell has been altered, so that it is in resonance with a high-frequency vibration of the life force. The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ possesses a field of energy capable of penetrating any living thing - plant, animal or human."

Ooooh...sounds sexy! But I can think a better and more reliable device than this!


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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132483 03/20/06 04:40 PM
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In reply to:

The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ possesses a field of energy capable of penetrating any living thing


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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132484 03/20/06 06:06 PM
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Don't be silly, Randy, it clearly states that:"The energy levels of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield(TM)can be measured by radionic equipment". I'd suspect that Dan has spent has money on AV stuff and doesn't have the dorm room properly equipped with "radionic equipment"(my own is in the shop for repairs, otherwise I'd certainly order the product).
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My axioms = Radionic Resonant Equipment

I bought one, makes everything sound better. Amazing. Just having it in the room perfectly picks up the resonances of my Axioms, and my personal resonance, thus projecting my mood onto the sound of the Axioms. Highly recommended.

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Yea... :-)



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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132485 03/20/06 06:09 PM
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" thus projecting my mood onto the sound of the Axioms. Highly recommended."
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What happens if you are in a bad mood.



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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132486 03/20/06 06:19 PM
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Bose sound?



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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132487 03/20/06 11:43 PM
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Ohhhhhh.... ala Homer....


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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132488 03/21/06 12:11 AM
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will this product have any effect on the length of time required to nuke a hot pocket?

Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132489 03/21/06 01:19 AM
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I would've bought it had they offered it in blue.


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#132490 03/21/06 01:47 AM
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From the disclaimer:

"Everyone has the duty and absolute right to think, evaluate, research, learn, and act autonomously. It would appear prudent for anyone to refrain from adopting any course of action without first understanding the basis and reasons thereof, including seeking the advice of trained, licensed professionals."

Which I think means:

Before you buy this thing, you should have your head examined.

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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132491 03/21/06 01:51 AM
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ROTFLOL


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Re: Purple Tesla Shield
#132492 03/21/06 05:47 AM
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Ever wonder what the product is *half off* from? Since no one else sells this thing...how is it half off...if it looks like this offer is indefinate?



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