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Maybe they could set up a series of EP600's all throughout Canada and scare them off. 
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. . . or we could offer EP400s with backpack attachments. You could wear them any time you were out hiking or visiting the gift shop at a resort or any other high-risk activity. When the bear comes near, just emit a threatening subsonic rumble (using your EP400, of course, pmbuko!) I smell a winner!
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. . . or we could offer EP400s with backpack attachments. You could wear them any time you were out hiking or visiting the gift shop at a resort or any other high-risk activity. When the bear comes near, just emit a threatening subsonic rumble (using your EP400, of course, pmbuko!) I smell a winner!
Sweet! I'd love to see a mock-up of one, and a video on YouTube showing it "in action." 
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using your EP400, of course, pmbuko!
My reputation precedes me. I'm now being pre-empted. 
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just emit a threatening subsonic rumble (using your EP400, of course, pmbuko!) I smell a winner!
Please-Oh-Please let it be "a winner" and not the result of a brown note!
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Hopefully however, there would be adequate prior testing to assure that the subsonic rumble would stop the bear, otherwise the decrease in mobility for the EP400-wearer might be significant. Keep in mind that you don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than the guy running next to you.
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(Responding to myself):
Does a bear brown-note in the woods? He does with an Axiom sub nearby!
(Feel free to use for your company tagline).
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I can't tell, JohnK - who were you volunteering for the testing? And who were you volunteering to be the guy running next to the tester???
PS - is it just me, or has it been years since the infamous brown note discussion?
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Since I wasn't a part of that discussion, feel free to revive it.
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 what's the 'brown-note'? I dont want to google it at work.
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ahhh yes, I remember now!!
It was that myth of low frequencies and losing bowel control. The infamous brwn note. I think the Myth-Busters bust that myth 
Last edited by JaimeG; 07/13/07 06:41 PM.
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The Brown Note, aka The Disco Dump! I had a LOL moment today reading that on an Australian web page ...
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I understand they're being scared east from Manitoba by this guy:  Bren R.
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Must be the jacket dorkily knotted around his waist.
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Looks like the bears won - they ate all of his left arm and did a clean above-the-elbow amputation on the right.
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Is that the annoyingly high-pitched-voice guy from the documentary Grizzly Man?
...Interesting documentary, I learned more about human mental disorders than Grizzly bears. Thought, my respect to the guy...
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I haven't seen a pile-on like this in years! You did plant the seen, Bren.
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Must be the jacket dorkily knotted around his waist.
By dorkily you must mean "I'm out here to hike, not be fashion-conscious"... never really considered that I'd be judged by the Peter Eye for the Hiking Guy panel. 
And no, Jaime... that's me... and a pictoral idea of where I've been for the last week... the tie-in being that I was in bear country.
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How hard was it drowning a bear in that water?
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I think the bear was scared off by the giant ego...
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I think the bear was scared off by the giant ego...
I believe Mac Davis said it best.
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I suppose you have SOME humility if you're saying someone else said it best.
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I suppose you have SOME humility if you're saying someone else said it best.
I don't have to do anything at all really, and this cult of personality seems to precede me. I'm guessing this is how legends are made of ordinary men.
Bren R.
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Bren, you're every person I need to be!
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