can you beat jessica alba in a staring contest?
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Well can you? I sure can't... give it a shot if you dare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs
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I beat her. Not that she'll ever know.
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I can't either...but her smile just melts me.
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shes doesn't blink for quite some time before the staring contest even starts..
It seems like she is one of those people that hardly blinks at all.
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For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg.
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For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg. I'm so behind the sci-fi times.
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I think I like Cylons much better than cyborgs, even if they don't blink.
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hottest cyborg I've seen in quite some time.
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I beat her but I've always had a freakishly low blink rate.
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For frack's sake, it's cylon, not cyborg. Just a bunch of Skin Jobs in here...
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Cylons are mankind's greatest invention!!! . .
With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.
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Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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I can't either...but her smile just melts me.
Hu...she has the oposite effect on me and my, er, oh never mind.
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Don't you mean fish nets?
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Being a cyborg ain't that bad... I got chainsaw hands and steel teeth!
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The Mythbusters proved that steel teeth don't get you anywhere, and I imagine that opening a jar of pickles can get messy.
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Tell that to Jaws. They seemed to work well for him.
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The "Mythbusters" are often proved wrong... Generally their methods lack any sort of scientific or engineering basis. It is an amusing show though.
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Actually, they do work pretty hard to do the science, behind the scenes. Can you cite an example where they were wrong (and have not yet corrected themselves through a revisited show)?
Besides, steel teeth are pretty blatantly not going to work like Jaws' teeth did..
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That's only because they are assuming that Jaws was a human. What if he had a titanium skull and hydraulic muscles?
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