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#302931 - 04/22/10 11:10 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
BobKay Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
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Man wakes up in the morning next to a woman he met the previous night at a party.

"Ummm," he stammers.
"What is it. Just say it," she responds.
"OK," he says, sheepishly. "Well, I should have asked this last night I suppose. You don't have any bad diseases do you?"
"Like what?" she asks, indignantly.
"Ummm, like AIDS?"
"Of course not, you idiot," she blares."

"Oh, Thank God," he replies. "I wouldn't wanna get that again!"


Edited by BobKay (04/22/10 11:11 PM)
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#303259 - 04/25/10 05:16 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: BobKay]
medic8r Offline
axiomite

Registered: 02/05/06
Posts: 6275
Loc: Fredericksburg, Virginia
From the official transcript of the 4-16-10 episode of Larry King Live:

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KING: And you will be touring all summer?

NELSON: We will be touring all summer and we'll go to Europe and we'll come back just in time to do picnic.

KING: Got a joke?

NELSON: I've got some but I'm not sure, they're, you know.

KING: Anyone say, you could change the world?

NELSON: How about a golfing joke.

KING: A golfing joke.

NELSON: Yes. A golfing joke. This lady went to the pro shop and told the pro, a bee had stung her. Do you have anything for a bee sting in and he said, well, where did it sting you? She said, between the first and second hole. He said, well, first of all, your stance is too wide.
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#303260 - 04/25/10 05:29 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
Glitchy Offline
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Registered: 01/28/10
Posts: 578
Loc: Blueridge Foothills, NC
 Originally Posted By: medic8r
From the official transcript of the 4-16-10 episode of Larry King Live:

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KING: And you will be touring all summer?

NELSON: We will be touring all summer and we'll go to Europe and we'll come back just in time to do picnic.

KING: Got a joke?

NELSON: I've got some but I'm not sure, they're, you know.

KING: Anyone say, you could change the world?

NELSON: How about a golfing joke.

KING: A golfing joke.

NELSON: Yes. A golfing joke. This lady went to the pro shop and told the pro, a bee had stung her. Do you have anything for a bee sting in and he said, well, where did it sting you? She said, between the first and second hole. He said, well, first of all, your stance is too wide.


That's so right!
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#303368 - 04/26/10 04:34 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: Glitchy]
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Loc: NoVA
http://www.xkcd.com/732/

Bout time someone said it.
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#303371 - 04/26/10 04:47 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: Ken.C]
pmbuko Offline
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Registered: 04/02/03
Posts: 16227
Loc: Leesburg, Virginia
CRT brothers unite!
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#303373 - 04/26/10 04:51 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: pmbuko]
MarkSJohnson Offline
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Registered: 09/27/04
Posts: 10698
Loc: Central NH
Are there others?
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#303375 - 04/26/10 05:19 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: MarkSJohnson]
tomtuttle Offline
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Registered: 06/20/03
Posts: 8149
Loc: Tacoma
Content is King.
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#303377 - 04/26/10 05:41 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: tomtuttle]
MarkSJohnson Offline
shareholder in the making

Registered: 09/27/04
Posts: 10698
Loc: Central NH
I guess that means Tom qualifies for membership?
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#303499 - 04/27/10 02:33 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: MarkSJohnson]
Murph Offline
axiomite

Registered: 10/05/06
Posts: 6627
Loc: PEI, Canada
 Originally Posted By: MarkSJohnson
Are there others?


I'm still using a Toshiba 46H84 46-Inch Projection TV. Does that count? It might be 21 inches deep but it's High Def picture rivals pretty much any plasma or LCD I've seen so I remain happy.
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#303705 - 04/28/10 04:32 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: Murph]
CatBrat Offline
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Registered: 08/05/09
Posts: 5664
Loc: Some random location


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