What Do You Want from Life?
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Well, you cant have that, but if you are an Amercian citizen you are entitled to:
A heated, kidney-shpaed pool A microwave oven. Don't watch the food cook A Dynagym, all personally demonstrated in the privacy of your own home A king-size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum A foolproof plan AND an airtight alibi Real simulated Indian jewelry A Gucci shoe tree A year's supply of antibiotics A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and, Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number A beautifully restored Third Reich swizzle stick Rosemary's Baby! A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams A new Matador A new Mastadon A Maverick, a Mustang, a Merc Montclair A Mark IV, a Meteor, a Mercedes, a Mac Truck A Mazda A new Monza! A moped A Winnebago. Calihernia Winnebago's. We're givin' 'em away Or how 'bout a McCullough chain saw? A Las Vegas wedding? A Mexican divorce? A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or A baby's arm holding an apple?
Sorry, been listening to The Tubes all weekend. Had ta get it outta my head.
Last edited by BobKay; 03/29/11 04:22 PM.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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I love "Remote Control" and "Completion Backwards Principle". I'm gonna go stick 'em in MY head now. Thanks!
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Amazing band to see live! Then Todd got a hold of them and killed everything!
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Good thing you and Tom noted the Tubes reference. Not being familiar with that, I was thinking I was going to have to FedEx you some jumbo sized pills.
I may proceed with that plan anyway.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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You know, I don't think I want most of the things on that list.
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I could use a new 4 bedroom ranch home with large home theater and green house sun room in quiet country setting near medium to large sized city.
But I didn't see it on the list.
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I job I actual don't bitch about.
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I'll take the Mastadon. Always wanted on and, as it happens, they are not on my 'massively allergic to' list (unlike horses).
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Sigh. I would like to go back in time when wbcn was a great radio station, or a radio station at all, and when Mark Parentau was the funniest dj ever. That's what those song lyrics reminded me of.
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I'll take the Mastadon. Always wanted on and, as it happens, they are not on my 'massively allergic to' list (unlike horses). I would prefer a Woogy Mammoth. Yes I said "Woogy". When I was a kid I always referred to woogy mittens, woogy socks, woogy sweaters, etc. and when I went through the dinosaur phase... The Great Woogy Mammoth.
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I have a new strategy, R2: let the woogy win!
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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I may proceed with that plan anyway. Some unfulfilled promises hurt more than others.
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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I already have a baby's arm holding an apple.
And at one time in my life I was a White Punk on Dope.
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I may proceed with that plan anyway. Some unfulfilled promises hurt more than others. But not woogies. Well, unless its a woogy wedgie...
Fred
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I'm still laughing over "let the Woogy win." Webster, are you monitoring this??
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I think I have just about everything I want in life. I just want to have it for a long time.
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I have life........ I'm happy!
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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I have life........ I'm happy! But I hear Life 2.0 is available at Wallyworld. Support the economy, buy a new life!
Fred
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But I hear Life 2.0 is available at Wallyworld. Support the economy, buy a new life! That reminded me of the movie The Island (which is a good movie and definitely worth a rental).
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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I won the lotto! Now I can go to the island!
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Brian, did you like the movie?
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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