Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Jack, your demographic, and your general nature, puts you in a unique place to exploit any and every opportunity to compliment a woman without consequence -- and perhaps with benefit.
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Jack, your demographic, and your general nature, puts you in a unique place to exploit any and every opportunity to compliment a woman without consequence -- and perhaps with benefit. Hadn't thought about it that way. Perfectly logical that a lovely young woman would NOT look upon an old flatulence, like me, as a threat and thus be receptive to the compliment. The older ones just might be flattered enough to be interested.
Jack
"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue." - G. K. Chesterton
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Ignore that other fake thread. This is the real Happy Birthday Mahk (whenever you feel like it)thread.
Fred
------- Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Fred's right, again! (That makes 16 times this year!)
HAPPY BITHDAY, MARKESS JOHNSON!
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Gastroenterologist: OK, Mr. Johnson, just relax and we'll begin. Sorry that you came in on the week that our nurse bikini team is on vacation ... anyway, looking good so far, you did a good job with the prep ... wasn't that special Kool-Aid just the best drink ever? ... hey, I see something ... what's this ... it's a little sign ... what the? Nurse, get over here ... tell me what you see?!
Nurse: "Bob was here" Baloney! Mark, or anyone for that matter, when YOU go to have yours, tell them you want Versed with a Dilaudid chaser or it's no go. (Well, don't use the word "chaser," OK?) You will be awake, but won't really "know" it. You will feel nothing, yet you will be talking. Nurses have told me about some of the wild things people say, confess to, ask for, profess, etc. Apparently that O.R. table is where I have set a record for f-bombs per sentence, well, at least a personal best. I thought I was out cold. They should sell this stuff at Safeway!
Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Fred nailed it.
Happy Birthday, Mark!
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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Yeah, that Dilaudid did a really nice job in shutting my breathing completely OFF last year when I had the pancreatitis thing in Charleston.
THe entire colonoscopy thoing is somewhat amplified for me. I am on a "every three year" cycle because my Dad had colon cancer. Did NOT look forward to the first one years ago, but the happy juice has taken care of most issues each time.
Over the years I have moved from trepidatious to beginning to have unnatural feelings for the equipment. Fortunately, those feelings disappear when the happy juice goes away. In any event, EVERYTIME I leave one of the sessions, I feel, I dunno,.....all bummed out.
BTW - I don't think I feel comfortable with the whole idea of the movie Transcendence.
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::
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Re: Happy Birthday, MarkSJohnson!
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You haven't seen our recommendation for a petrologist yet have you?
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