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#194376 - 01/29/08 11:03 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: JohnK]
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Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida...warning....not for the squeamesh....

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.

The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.



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#198042 - 02/26/08 10:58 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: SirQuack]
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#198048 - 02/26/08 12:04 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
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That guy's 18?
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#198058 - 02/26/08 01:12 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: CV]
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What better testimony to the effects of alcohol on the body?!

Good thing he was not on methamphetamines or he probably would have crumbled to dust when the flash went off ...
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#198059 - 02/26/08 01:13 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
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Here's another one from the papers ...


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#198061 - 02/26/08 01:43 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
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That is funny!
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#198132 - 02/26/08 11:19 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: St_PatGuy]
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I heard that licking camel toads can have psychedelic effects.
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#198262 - 02/27/08 03:33 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: pmbuko]
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Well, this isn't so much funny as amazingly cool.

Space invaders. With PEOPLE!

Got it off one of the best comics on the internet, Sheldon.
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#198355 - 02/28/08 09:01 AM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: Ken.C]
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Cool. My patients didn't mind that I was running late when I told them that I was watching the French recreate Space Invaders, with people. Actually, they told me that maybe their medicine wasn't working right, or maybe my medicine. We'll figure it out together. Toodles!
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#198380 - 02/28/08 12:36 PM Re: OT: Jokes [Re: medic8r]
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Dunno if you're a Jimmy Kimmel watcher (late nights on ABC). If you are, you're probably already aware of this. But, on the off chance you aren't.....

Jimmy is good friends with Matt Damon, and has a running joke where, nearly every night, he apologizes to Matt Damon for bumping him off the show because they ran out of time. Matt is rarely, if ever, actually scheduled for the show that night. It's just meant as a joke. So, they really start to have fun with the whole thing.

WARNING #1! Lots of "F" bombs inn vids #3 and #4, but "bleeped" out

WARNING #2! Though I found it well worth the time, these vids will take up some time, so you might want to wait until you have 15 minutes to spend.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKeD7rLYg8M (2:45 min.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jirn3jWenA&feature=related (40 seconds)

Finally, Matt gets his revenge with Jimmy's real life, longtime girlfriend, Sarah Silverman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVI8ULK3uhs (4:15 min.)

Jimmy Kimmel's absolutely over-the-top, beyond belief response (watch closely to see everyone who's in it):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lcmNaXmjvs (6:20 min.)
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