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<groan>
And another for you...
Did you ever hear about Alexander Graham Bellski?
He was the first telephone pole.
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Very groanable indeed, Peter, but it does open a new category. Why does the new Polish navy use glass-bottom boats? So that they can see the old Polish navy.
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Speaking of the Polish Navy..
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.
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Which brings us to this...
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be burried at sea
when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
- groan -
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LIFE IS SHORT. DON'T BE A DICK.
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As the resident killjoy, I'll point out that Peter is Polish.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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So is my wife, her maiden name was Sisak which was shortened by her father by several letters...of which included a couple of 'Y's and 'K's. Unless she looks it up, she can't remember how to spell it. I've been told some good ones by her Dad a time or two.
I apologize if you took offense Peter.
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I thought this was extremly funny. However, I'm not too sure that a Canadian run fourm is the best place to post this article. http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
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>>I'm not too sure that a Canadian run fourm is the best place to post this article.
Agreed... most of us Canadians printed it out and hung it on the cubicle wall a long time ago, so the US folks will get more of a laugh
Now we're planning to get a big-ass Amphibious Assault ship so we can invade Chicago.
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In reply to:
I apologize if you took offense Peter.
Why I oughta... You'd have to try a lot harder than that to offend.
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