Somebody call 911, we may need them on standby.

Now that is funny!

OH C'MON! What the $*%# could I have done to deserve that??? This HAS to be a joke.

Well it's about damn time you showed up Mr.!

We were all collaborating to send a priority medivac jet flight to Ohio to see if you were alive.

Jack...cursed!

Jack, I would have to say that this has been a pretty good year for you in the speaker department! Congrats!

You lucky, lucky bast*$d.

Congrats Jack !!! It's like a belated birthday present!!! BTW, Happy Belated B-Day!!!

Well, if this is on the up and up, make mine black. I don't know who I have to thank for this, but, in the immortal words of Blanche Dubois in A Streetcar Named Desire all I can say is "Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

Seriously, is this for real? If so, I offer my profoundest thanks to any and all who are responsible. So far Ian, Craig, and John have been mentioned, so to them I say you've made an old man very, very happy (however, you've REALLY ticked off my neighbors, who, when I watch War Of The Worlds will now believe it's a real attack )

Very happy for you Jack, but now you have the burden of deciding between opposite mid-walls and co-locating. You'll survive(even if the neighbors don't and call Mike Trivisonno for advice).

The only time in life I wish my name was Jack.



OH..... BTW: My Bday was Oct.3rd

Jack, I'll be in Cleveland for Christmas. If you can't stand the generosity, I can relieve you of some of it.