Heh heh heh... I like Doc's idea. And his attempt. Let's see...

"All missiles locked on Monster Cable headquarters."
"Launch on my mark.
MARK!"
"Launching, aye aye!"

Oh my! I know exactly where that shot was taken!!

Congrats Peter.

The truck drivers' bathroom?

Yeah, congrats, Peter. . .

1. Sandblasting Peter's likeness onto a woofer cone because it would be amusing to watch his face go in and out of blur with the music.

2. Producing Warning signs for the province just in case Peter has been secretly waiting for this milestone post to trigger his personal as opposed to online stalking of Axiom.

3. Developing the pmbuko series speakers; they will be surprisingly tall, but they're not very efficient and the signal-to-noise ratio is regrettably low.

... moreover, they intermittently emit noxious fumes from their ports ...

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Noreen: Looks like Peter's strapped in the chair.

Amie: Why'd he insist on wearing Mark's spandex suit and cape?

Noreen: Who knows why he does anything?

Amie: Yeah, good point. So Ian and Alan caught him wandering around the compound?

Noreen: Yeah, he says he's a shareholder-in-the-making. He's clearly delusional. I even asked medic8r. Doc clued me in on Peter's multiple issues.

Amie: Hmmph. So he thinks that this will be an homage to the Maxell armchair ad?

Noreen: Yeah, that's what we told him! (chuckles knowingly)

Amie: OK, let's get this over with. Release the hounds ...

"I told you his hair would stand on-end when we threw the switch"

"Noreen and Amie watch in amazement as CV and Claire are released into the mating enclosure"

They look bored.

Either that, or they're giggling.