Not 'til after the first date. Gotta go slow here you know.

Make sure you wear some shorts that show off your bitchen tattoos, like I do:

Looks like a list of things not to listen to.

"I'm the one they call Dr. Feelgood ..."

My theme song, take it as you will.

So Tiana asked me today if I wanted to talk about the message I sent her about Claire. It was right at the end of my shift, so we didn't talk long. I said I didn't really know what I could do at this point, and she said "not really anything." She admitted that doing nothing also didn't seem like the way to go. She actually seemed pretty cool with me liking Claire. I guess I'll talk to her more on Wednesday. "So I guess you don't want me to tell Claire about your message, do you?" I said no, since I want to talk to her a little more. "I imagine she must at least have a hint of me liking her," I said. "I don't know. She can be pretty oblivious. Anyway, it's not that obvious. I didn't know you liked her until someone else said something." So I guess I somehow had them fooled.

Excellent!

Charles, just direct her attention to this thread. It'll explain everything!

I think it may emphasize the wrong points.

Like what, your good taste in friends?

She'll be convinced he's part of some strange Muppet Fetish group....