That is a lot of water.

Nobody seemed to be in a rush to close the water supply valve

Uh, they're Target employees. None of them know there a water shut off even exists. Looks like all of them are just going to wait until the pipe runs out of water.

Nobody seemed to be in a rush about any of it. Pathetic.

They're all just saying, "I'm so glad I didn't do that."

Of course, now that Demetri's douchey phone message is a hit, the spin-offs are coming:

Demetri orders a pizza

This one is even better:

Girl reacting to Dimitri's message

So how was your date?

Quite nice, actually.