"The Ninja" is starting to make me chuckle a little.

Get prepared for a crescendo...

I'm imagining a bunch of guys in a warehouse "sound lab". Some are wearing TMNT shirts. Some also have turtle shells on their backs. One is going for the Snake Eyes look and has borrowed his girlfriend's Mom's black panty hose to complete the ensemble. In between bites of Domino's pizza and Cheetos, they swig Mountain Dew. They debate the big issues in life: Kirk or Picard. Mac or PC.

As they move between their audio stations, they tiptoe silently in truest ninja style. They slice the air with their plastic swords.

Then, at the end of the day, they apparently go skiing.

Wow, that is the exact same thing that comes to my mind!

Strange minds think alike.

Uncle Woofersus (Rico) We also need some way to make us look official, like we got all the answers.
Skiing Kip (Ninja) - How bout some gold bracelets?
Uncle Woofersus (Rico) - We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not. I mean, we gotta look legit man.
Skiing Kip (Ninja) - That's true, that's true.

A few days later....Skiing Kip (Ninja) - Well, that place was a rip off.

Stranger minds. Well...

I'm glad that at least I'm Rico and not Kip. I'd be a football star if I could just go back in time...

I'm training to be a cage fighter. Just try to hit me, ninja!

Since when?? You have the worst reflexes of all time.