I think he called it his "Merry Toddler."

CV, the LOLcats have a contribution to this thread.

I was dreaming of this board, actually. MarkSJohnson was masterminding a crazy soap opera involving all of the regulars. He was sort of giving everyone a new character, and it was set up as kind of a game to start things out. I only remember the last thing in the dream. He was providing details for someone's "character," and he was saying it in the first-person: "I'd like to experience lupis oni someday." Lupis oni? I thought. "Wolf demon? Turn into a wolf?" Never mind the mixing of word origins and the strange mental leap about it meaning to turn into a wolf, somehow I was right, so I was bragging about cracking the code. I wish I could remember more about the game. Anyway, Mark, I guess you need to come up with a game for us to play involving us taking on new characters. That is, if you want to be the man of my dreams.

Just think, if he makes you a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich from the ingredients in his pantry, you could put his two nuts in your mouth.

I think you mean if Mark makes himself the sandwich

Hey, it's Mickey Moose!

I like my new Ferrari Enzo. VROOOOOOOM.

Is there even enough room in an Enzo to do the nasty?

Just a heads-up, which nasty are you referring to?

A Carrera Gt being a convertible, has more "headroom".

Porsche 911 Cabriolet, comin' right up!