Dean, have a spare jet engine and a couple wings hanging around? I'm game to rig up the first jet powered wheelchair. Heck, can't get much more broken than I already am, if something malfunctions.

Just imagine my title at an air show "Superquad, the supersonic gimp"!!

It might not have worked on a car in Myth Busters but I’ll bet a couple JATOs would get you airborne most ricky tick. You could then have a parasail deploy to keep you from coming down just as fast.

Now you're talking! Everyone misses Super Dave, and I could fill that void; you would be my sidekick!!

I think he has to wear that leather helmet in his avatar if he's your sidekick.

I use to have one of those when I was growing up but I have no idea what ever happened to it.

A cape would also be cool but for the sake of the world I draw the line at tights. Now Teri on the other hand…Well she would make you much more marketable than I would any day.

Now this, I would pay to see

I'll let her know of our idea, and give you guys first dibs on selecting the attire for our promotional photo shoot.

I don't think Donald Sutherland ever wore tights either.

I'm thinking Dean as the sidkick and teri as the 'man Friday'. I never understood why Batman went for the old guy buttler...

Old guys tell better jokes.