That was really well done!
I've never watched TNG, and really didn't think I'd watch all 10 minutes, but....
WHAT? Aside from the highly annoying Wesley character, it should have been your favorite show back in the day. At least from an obligatory nature for anyone obsessed with electronics and gadgetry and such.
Now, had you said the very first episode turned you off of it, I would have given you that. Q went on to become one of the most interesting characters but Episode one was so over the top, I almost gave up on the series.
There, I did it. I insulted episode #1. Now we will both be hunted down by packs mad Treckies. I couldn't leave you to the wolves alone Mark!