Your words reminded me of the slogan of a very large and very wise man in our Jeep Club. It's truly only funny if you can hear his extremely strong french accent to go with it.

"Where de bullrushes grow, Leonce don't go."

Rick, you're a PILOT! How can you "not do heights"?

I mean, I get that "I flow low, I'm in high demand" thing, and I know Florida is REALLY flat, but you've got to go over buildings and stuff sometimes, right?

Wait, don't tell me. Maybe I don't really want to know how your brain works.

Tom you honestly would be surprised with the number of pilots who are afraid of heights, don't know if I personally know any who are not!

Pilots and Fear of Heights

Are pilots afraid of heights?

I like the following explanation ... "In an aircraft you’re fastened to a chair and your brain thinks you can’t fall out."

Yeah, that's pretty much what I figured.