You're not supposed to toss babies in the air??

Actually, I think I have some pictures as evidence that Stevie did not care to be thrown in the air.

My son liked it, my daughter doesn't.

My dad used to do that with me, my mom told me, and one time he threw me a little too high which messed up his timing. . .and, well, the floor caught me instead.

That might explain a lot. . .

kids bounce.


I mean bounce right back. after a week or so.

Does bouncing off the ceiling count?

Good stuff. I like the guy looking at his watch for "Drying Baby." At least he's timing it!

I'm sorry, but Putting Baby to Bed the wrong way seemed to work just fine for "Eraserhead."

Best bumper stickers sighted on highways this week:

1. Re-elect No One

2. Hey, dude, don't be so sexist. Bitches hate that!

My car sports several:

"Be nice to America or we'll bring democracy to your country."
"Not even I can prevent narcissism"
"Evolution is just a theory - kind of like gravity!"

All good ones! Two all-time faves:
* Help Stamp Out Opera

* Ted Kennedy killed more people with his car than I have with my gun.