We're here for you Cam, even if it means going to jail or becoming social outcasts... a friend in need is a friend indeed.

However, we will not apply the peanut butter for you.

LOL. I just remembered that there was a girl at my high school whom acquired the moniker "Skippy" because it was rumored that she tried said act on herself.

Wow, what a thread .

What a thing to be known for! I bet some of the guys would bark whenever she passed by.

Well, certainly not directly anyways. But Peter might apply the 'Dutch Rudder' technique to help YOU apply the peanut butter!

I think something subliminal in Cat's original post has lead to this. This is the 2nd occassion this thread has dipped into slush in a very short time. Am I too new to know that they all take a spin around the toilet if they last long enough? I'm refering to the threads.

No, this is actually fairly unusual.

Is there something that can be done to correct that?

"going?" "becoming?" Like no one's been to the former and 5,000 posts doesn't mean the latter. I'm not buyin' it.

I swear I thought the title of this thread had something to do with self pleasuring one's self no matter the number of limbs you had at your disposal, swear to God!

If that's not the case then I suppose we have sucessfully derailed the very first Axiom forum thread. Good one guys, way to ruin a perfect record!