Except for the ones wearing checkered Al Borland t-shirts.

Do those come with beards, too?

The moths or Fred's undies?

Don't forget to subtract the width of your blade for each cut to get your actual final cut lengths...

Oh yeah.

I got... the non-bearded kind.

Of

undies.

You said that in a Shatner voice, didn't you Fred?

Fred, I think that the best way for you to keep moths out of your undies is to get a girlfriend. Of course, to prepare for the "3rd" date, you'll have to call in a professional. Don't sign any of those contracts for monthly service right away, either. You can call and schedule another treatment if she dumps you. Or, you could get lucky and meet the Orkin Girl.

Ken, be sure to wear protection when cutting cedar. The airborne particles are quite toxic. You should probably wear a dust mask, too.

I imagine Ken wears a Darth Vader mask in the workshop.