I once woke up at 2:00am to find my roomie had invited 15 of his best friends in to party. Apparently I missed the first hour or so.

Did you test out the drugs before everyone showed up? That's a plausible explanation. Wait, you probably wouldn't remember that....

Nope, I'm just a really sound sleeper.

That's what they all say, Frederoooo .

So my mother in law likes shopping at dollar stores, big lots, the like, where a lot of the products are there because they've been discontinued. She buys a lot of odd snacks for our kids. My favorite this time has to be a flavor of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish, in their Flavor Blasted line: Explosive Pizza. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why this didn't take off in the market.

.......never mind.

This commercial. My friend saw it today while watching NFL football.

You are hilarious. I imagined you delivering that one as David Letterman, by the way.

One would guess they were aiming for an "explosion" of pizza taste. But what if ... the explosions occurred further along the digestive system? Like you said, it's amazing that the product failed.

As the father of three young sons, I imagine that you're familiar with digestive explosions of all sorts. Gail's favorite story is Nolan's feat of hitting the bedroom door from the changing table, ~6 feet away.