That'd be awesome to keep 'em waiting on your EAS group session days!

In Boston (twice in 12 months), people who are unhappy with their therapy just kidnap and kill the Dr. OK, so one survived 'cause an officer waiting for HIS appt. shoosted him dead. All at MGH! Nuthin' but the best.

So now we are doing take offs on Green Acres?

Not exactly funny, but I didn't know where else to put it.

Home Theater for Dummies

Good catch! It wasn't a take off. It was a quote.

Aahhhh! A quote.

Sleep Talkin' man

I had lots of choices regarding which thread to use for this.

Courtesy of Letters of Note

NICE! I used to sit in the card section at the Carolina Football games. We had colored cards that were 2 feet square and made out of cardboard. Under each seat was a small paper card that told you which color to hold up for each "stunt". When the show was over, you could and did throw the paper cards into the air. HOWever, anyone throwing one of the big cards was summarily hunted down and ejected from the game. Invariably, there was always one a$$ that threw their cardboard. Those things coming down were akin to the lawn darts...

"I do believe Xanax will make you bisexual. Just look at the name - it goes both ways."

Stephen Colbert

What does that mean for people with palindromic names, like, oh, I don't know ... BOB?!