Dude, he forgot the Eagle!

Still Life: Cat with bricks, plants, and vinyl replacement window.

And Lizard.

Thank you. Missed him. Once I got to the replacement window, I got stuck.

I subscribe to the RSS feed of Sleep Talkin Man and am consistently amused.

Today's nugget:

"I need you to take this stapler, and ram it into your forehead. No, it won't solve the problem, but it will make me happier. Much happier. (giggles) It's funny! Now go bleed somewhere else."

I used to follow this for a little while, but I felt it was contrived.

Oh, it may be. Still makes me laugh, though.

When I go to a massage parlor, I ask for a French new-wave ending. Sudden, abrupt and ambiguous.

I've heard that you should ask for a happy beginning. That way you can actually enjoy your massage without your mind focusing on that one area...