That's the second time in as many days that you indicated deriving pleasure from watching people be dropped rather than saved. I'd push up that meeting with your parents---for starters.

I don't know, but I bet CV has Bob's mustache smudge on his bedroom window to prove it.

There is a very well-maintained child care center near my house. Just this week, they installed a large new sign streetside, where the old one had been. It is very attractive; carved in relief, off-white ground, deep blue lettering with really nice gold accents.

The final text at the bottom of the sign reads exactly:

CHILD CARE---15 months-12 years

Had I known, I may have bought a couple for myself a long time ago, especially since you can now warehouse them for such protracted periods.

I just like to think that I have a keen interest in the science of Newtonian Physics.

Ya, falling bodies.

Going to see Achmed and Walter tonight.....terrifying!!

Sounds like fun, Adrian!

I love those guys. Hope you had a blast!

Thanks guys, Jeff was hilarious!

I wasn't really sure where to put this, but I thought it was pretty funny. Lots of Negative Orange material there.

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